Ahjutümmisaun

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                Bang bang, what's that sound
                      I gave you my love and you shot me down
                          Bang bang, you're so cruel
                               Ahjutümmisaun on, mis ma tahan
                                     Bang Bang

So this must be one of the unfunniest things ever, because it's some kind of an inside "joke" with Sulev. But it's funny, and I don't even know, why...

The dude above is from a new (yet hipster) race. I don't know why.
To be one of them, your lifestyle is gonna be sauna. Badass style. Ahjutümmisaunastyle. It has to be 300 degrees and you will be in it in some most gay CCCP designed clothes. But the green trousers with brown stripes and with a little bit of purple somewhere are essential. A speaker hanging from your nose is also necessary. Some bigass golden "$" hanging somewhere on you wouldn't be bad either. The better ahjutümmisauna guy you are, the bigger speaker will be hanging from your nose. When you are saunaing, Danger Danger - Ahjutümmisaun will be always playing. When you enter the sauna, there's gonna be an entrance theme song as well, which we have recorded it on my phone, but we should do it with guitars, really. Human voice doesn't sound cool for being an instrument in this song. I have no idea why they are wearing tea cups, I just felt like so 4 minutes ago.

Then there are championships in ahjutümmisaun. Estonians and Finnish people suck at saunaing compared to these guys. The goal is to kill every other race by saunaing everybody to death in the 300 degree heat. Why? 'Cause it seemed SO like a perfect formula, how to take over the world when we were in the Condition. I don't remember anything much else important, but there's gonna be some updates soon probably.

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