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Meka is back. Full nature dude. Full. 

Porx has now sidecuts. Cute.

Villu brought easy-laid-machine to Trt.

This dude's shirt was so awsome that I just had to.

Party is this way.

Summer is over now. But it's good to know that we had some warmer days this year.

At that moment Jester was currently planning something evil. The next morning my tanktop had a yellow spot on it.

So Sull thought that this sausage looked like a moustache. Easy money day again.

:O How random chinese ultralasers.

98% of the film is filmed.

Got a chance to film for Alo-TV again. Dudes are renting these forklift ramp kind of things already. *Chills*

Luk hau guud dät iis.

"Ma ei lähe Maidu sünnipäevale" effect. This really blew my mind, how cool it sounds and easy it was to play it. Brian, adobt me.

Ahjutümmisaun

WARNING! 

When you will finish reading this "post", you will say or think "What the fuck did I just read?!". So you just close this tab right away.

                Bang bang, what's that sound
                      I gave you my love and you shot me down
                          Bang bang, you're so cruel
                               Ahjutümmisaun on, mis ma tahan
                                     Bang Bang

So this must be one of the unfunniest things ever, because it's some kind of an inside "joke" with Sulev. But it's funny, and I don't even know, why...

The dude above is from a new (yet hipster) race. I don't know why.
To be one of them, your lifestyle is gonna be sauna. Badass style. Ahjutümmisaunastyle. It has to be 300 degrees and you will be in it in some most gay CCCP designed clothes. But the green trousers with brown stripes and with a little bit of purple somewhere are essential. A speaker hanging from your nose is also necessary. Some bigass golden "$" hanging somewhere on you wouldn't be bad either. The better ahjutümmisauna guy you are, the bigger speaker will be hanging from your nose. When you are saunaing, Danger Danger - Ahjutümmisaun will be always playing. When you enter the sauna, there's gonna be an entrance theme song as well, which we have recorded it on my phone, but we should do it with guitars, really. Human voice doesn't sound cool for being an instrument in this song. I have no idea why they are wearing tea cups, I just felt like so 4 minutes ago.

Then there are championships in ahjutümmisaun. Estonians and Finnish people suck at saunaing compared to these guys. The goal is to kill every other race by saunaing everybody to death in the 300 degree heat. Why? 'Cause it seemed SO like a perfect formula, how to take over the world when we were in the Condition. I don't remember anything much else important, but there's gonna be some updates soon probably.

See? I told you to close the tab.
Sorry!